The Last of Sheila (1973)
Directed and produced by Herbert Ross
Written by Anthony Perkins, Stephen Sondheim
Cinematography by Gerry Turpin
Viewed on FilmStruck
“Civilization is but a thin veneer stretched across the passions of the human heart.” – Bill Moyers
I have a good friend whose brother is a Hollywood screenwriter. I won’t tell you his name, but you’ve probably seen his work. My friend has related several horror stories about his brother’s experiences with the writing life in Hollywood. None of these stories have been very surprising; they simply confirm what I’ve suspected for years about the way things work and how people behave (or rather misbehave) in the industry. I have no doubt there are some very nice folks working in Hollywood, but I’m also sure the place is filled with rude, narcissistic, arrogant, petty, crass, and generally unlikable people, exactly like the characters in The Last of Sheila. Maybe we actually look forward to one (or more) of these self-centered jerks meeting their comeuppance?
In our film, a Hollywood gossip columnist named Sheila (Yvonne Romain) walks out of a Bel-Air party and is killed by a hit-and-run driver (whose identity we cannot see). Flash forward one year later: Sheila’s husband, movie producer Clinton Greene (James Coburn), is giving his grief a respite, one long enough to invite several friends to join him on his yacht for a cruise: six people who were present at the party the night Sheila was killed.
L-R: Mason, Welch, Hackett, McShane, Cannon, Benjamin
Joining Greene aboard his yacht (named, appropriately enough, after his deceased wife) are struggling screenwriter Tom Parkman (Richard Benjamin), Tom’s wife Lee (Joan Hackett), tactless talent agent Christine (Dyan Cannon), washed-up movie director Philip Dexter (James Mason), sexy movie star Alice Wood (Raquel Welch), and Alice’s manager/husband Anthony (a very young Ian McShane).
During their week-long cruise, everyone onboard will play “The Sheila Greene Memorial Gossip Game,” which works like this: Greene assigns each of his guests an index card containing a secret that must be guessed by the others. The yacht will stop at a different Mediterranean port every night, with each stop hiding clues leading to the identity of the person with that night’s particular secret. The object of the game is to uncover each person’s secret while protecting your own. But these secrets are just pretend secrets, right? If I get a card that says “You are a hit-and-run driver,” that doesn’t necessarily make me a hit-and-run driver, does it?
An added incentive to play the game comes as no surprise: all of Greene’s guests could be a part of his upcoming film project called (what else?) “The Last of Shelia.”
Fans of these types of “whodunit” pictures will immediately think of movies like Sleuth (1972) as well as numerous series such as the Charlie Chan films or the various adaptations of Agatha Christie novels. Yet The Last of Shelia turns the tables on these familiar films in many ways, offering several surprises you could never tempt me to disclose. Greene challenges his guests (and us) to be smart, to pay attention. He drops clues (or are they red herrings?) to them and to us, if we’re smart enough to pick them up.
One of the more enjoyable aspects of the Agatha Christie adaptations (particularly the ones with Peter Ustinov as Hercule Poirot) is the ability of its actors to bring to life characters who were often dull or underdeveloped in Christie’s novels. The characters were at least as interesting as the plots in those films, and frequently more so. The same is true with The Last of Sheila. None of these characters are very likable, but the actors portraying them are each killing it (no pun intended) without being over-the-top. (Even Welch, who’s not very good here, is playing a movie star who’s probably not very good either. Or maybe that means Welch is simply good at playing a bad actress? Hmmm….)
Dyan Cannon as Christine (a character based on Hollywood agent Sue Mengers, whose client list actually included Cannon) appears to be taking her performance way over-the-top, but you soon realize that Christine’s job as a talent agent calls for her to be over-the-top, brash, loud, bossy, and demanding. When a near accident (perhaps a murder attempt?) happens near Christine, the camera follows her longer than necessary, not to advance the plot, but to reveal more of her character. James Mason’s performance as a has-been movie director may seem too subdued and distant, but what else would you expect from a director who’s hit bottom with yet another failure? Mason isn’t underacting; he’s totally in character.
And then there’s James Coburn as Greene, the mastermind of the entire endeavor. I grew up watching Coburn, always sensing in every movie that behind that trademark grin, he was planning on screwing somebody over. Here as Greene, he seems to have planned everything meticulously, setting up a house of cards that his guests will have the misfortune of knocking down to their own demise.
We think we know where the film is going, but we probably don’t. I’m betting most viewers will be surprised at least once, perhaps more often. Greene’s game is contrived, but the film doesn’t feel contrived. You get the feeling that if someone actually decided to put on such an adventure, it might play out exactly like the one we’re watching.
And perhaps it did. The movie is based on actual scavenger hunts orchestrated by the film’s writers Anthony Perkins and Stephen Sondheim, which included guests such as Lee Remick and George Segal. You have to wonder how much of the shortcomings of the real-life participants turned up in the script. Director Herbert Ross said about the film, “It’s about civilization and barbarism.”1 All the characters onboard have at least one secret they’re trying to conceal, but don’t we all? The Last of Sheila is never preachy, not for a moment, but you can’t help thinking that throughout the fun and mystery, this could be a film about all of us.
It’s very possible that you’ve never heard of The Last of Sheila. It has quite a backstory, including the problems shooting it (featuring some major issues with Raquel Welch) and the way it confused audiences and critics. If you’d like to read more, Dyan Cannon was interviewed for the film’s 40th anniversary in 2013, and I discovered an excellent review at Le Cinema Dreams, which discusses several aspects of the film, including why it was probably too smart for its time. It can (and should) be appreciated now for its wit, excellent performances, direction, pacing and humor. The film is available as a Warner Archive DVD (MOD) and is currently streaming on FlimStruck. (Thanks to Pure Cinema Podcast for making me aware of this film.)
Photos: Film Society of Lincoln Center, Le Cinema Dreams
1 Blume, Mary, “Herb Ross Plays a Film Game in ‘Sheila’”, Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 1973
5 thoughts on “The Last of Sheila (1973) Herbert Ross”
I have wondered whether / when there will ever be a sequel to Last of Sheila.
I know that I have played several plot ideas in my mind ever since I saw the movie the first time during Summer vacation 1974.
Those options change as the cast age. We already lost too many of the ‘inbred’ group.
Movies TV is showing Last of Sheila this month (September 2019). There will be three more times during the week of 22 Sep 2019. Unfortunately, they are not showing it in letter box format.
One reason why I enjoy your movie is because I had been living at Greece during high school and had travelled throughout many of the Aegean Islands. Mediterranean island and coastal scenes brought about nostalgia.
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I ADORE this film!! Clever and fun with amazing location shooting and a slew of wonderful performances. I’d heard that Raquel was a real pill on the picture with Mason saying she was “the most selfish, ill-mannered, inconsiderate actress that I have ever had the displeasure of working with”. She looks great and I don’t think she’s too bad in the film but hers is definitely the lesser of the performances. One thing I’ve never understood is why they gave her movie star character a moniker so working class as Alice Wood surely it would have been at the least Alicia Elwood especially for someone who is supposed to be a sex symbol. Just a small thing but it bugs me.
Aside from Raquel everybody else is great though my two favorite performers are the marvelous Dyan Cannon who tows a tough line with her gorgon of a character managing to humanize her slightly while never letting the audience forget that she’s out for the main chance. Then there’s the wonderful tragically short lived Joan Hackett. An idiosyncratic seemingly raw nerve of an actress there was always a sense that she was deeply in control of her particular brand of chaos and she’s marvelous here as the fragile Lee. I’ve read that she had some run ins with the director and producers as well and there was talk of her being replaced by Lee Remick. I’m a huge Lee Remick fan but I just don’t see her as the Lee in the film, she had a cool demeanor that gave a feeling that she was in control at all times something the character most surely is not.
It’s a film that definitely benefits from repeat viewings because after you’ve discovered the initial solution you’re able to watch the film for all those subtle clues and subtext that you might have missed the first time through and of course the performances just become richer on another watch.
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So glad you enjoyed the film and thanks for stopping by the blog. Yes, that Perkins/Sondheim collaboration was pretty amazing!
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I just watched this for the first time this past weekend on FilmStruck, really enjoyed it. It still amazes me that the script was written by none other than Anthony Perkins AND Stephen Sondheim. The cast overall was great too.
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